Being naturally selfless fucking sucks dick. I actually wish I could be a selfish bitch.
That moment when your dog won’t even hang out with you. Lol
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
When all you ever do is sit at home and then start considering doing things alone. Like going to the movies, going to a club or event. You know. Lol. I wish my boyfriend didn’t have to work night shifts.
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
I want to know this too.
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
London Comic Con October 2013
Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!
Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.
Ubisoft make all these games immediatly